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Strip Joint Erection

Something totally useless, like a STRIP JOINT ERECTION that isn't allowed to shoot it's load.
BOB: That Ferrari is so cool.

JOHN: It's $350,000. Strip Joint Erection. I'm going to buy an STi, I can actually afford that!

Bum joint 

You thought I liked you? Bitch, you a bum joint
Bum joint by Chrisxxxxxxx July 11, 2010

Juke Joint Jezebel 

1. A song performed by industrial band KMFDM.
2. Means a A wicked or Promiscious woman who hangs out at bar, tavern, or roadhouse featuring music played on a jukebox or live bands(accocated with the blues.
Juke joint Jezebel's comming for my cremation.

the nova scotia joint 

*canadian term*

the way nova scotians', in perticularly the people from Dartmouth(which is a suburb of the provinces' capital, Halifax), roll their joints. all throughout Canada there are different procedures for this matter. for example, people from British Columbia...they do the exact opposite of what nova scotians'do.

first of all, tobacco is ALWAYS (i can't stress that enough) mixed in with the marijuana....in cases when you don't have "tobac", the weed usually does not get smoked until you find someone that will break you a nib of their cigarette.

also, filters...which are made from just about anything thats thin cardboard(about the thickness of a bussiness card). they are carefully rolled in a spiral and placed into the end of your joint.

the final step is to "baptize" the joint. this is where you push the joint backwards into your mouth and wet the paper from the saliva on your lips. this is done to create a slower burn of the marijuana.

some people also like to rip off the other twisted end of your joint to create a better igniting surface so the joint doesn't get bad runs....and YOU IS DONE! spark that shit!
the nova scotia joint

jip-joint 

An undesireable area. Usually a residence or business.
Yo man, let's get outta this jip-joint and hit up the mall.
jip-joint by J-Skeet December 28, 2008

roll this joint 

A proposal to leave or take off in a group, usually prefaced by "let's;" combination of phrases: "let's roll" and "blow this joint;" connotes the desire to move on.

Other possible use: to earn money (i.e. make this paper)
Yo fellas, let's roll this joint. My shorty ain't havin' none a dis.

I'm flat broke, dawg. I need to roll this joint.
roll this joint by Melanie Grace February 7, 2007