Jasilicious

being beyond gorgeous, a category for the person itself. following: good looking, hot, gorgeous, Jasilicious. (only works for the people named Jasmine or has the first 3 letters in their name "Jas".

"She's gorgeous"
"No, She's Jasilicious"

"Bubi is Jasilicious"

by Mr Bad' January 17, 2009

sex jail

When you're cut off from having sex, whether from your partner, or from any other reason.

"Your brother just moved into the apartment next to me, so our secret fucking is over - I'm in sex jail".

by swhite December 14, 2011

Too Big To Jail

When a well connected industry, such as the banking and finance industry makes such huge political donations that they become impervious to criminal prosecution. They can be so well connected that they in effect pick the prosecutor, and Attorney General, Treasury Secretary that makes the case for saving the very criminals that almost destroyed the Country. In return for their donations and related criminal activities they get bailed out by the government and then take huge bonuses, without an arrest or prosecution. While the common and outraged citizens grass root organizers such as Occupy Wall Street protestors are arrested in mass, and brutalized.

Not to be confused with Not Too Small To Jail, which relates to the petty misinterpretations of the law that are used to harass and to falsely arrest innocent protesters.

How come those on Wall Street that almost destroyed the County on several level of magnitudes larger that Bin Laden, were Too Big To Jail. When those protesting the Wall Street criminal conspiracy were Not Too Small To Jail under false pretenses? Because Justice is Blind, when your gooning for the 1%.

by mlhiss January 23, 2013

Jail Buddy

Jail buddies are two friends who stick together no matter what and have fun. It doesn't necessary imply them being best friends but rather emphasize on their supportive nature. The word "Jail Buddy" is meant to signify that a person will always bail his/ her friend out of difficult situations and will always stand by the other.

Simon, thanks for saving me from the principal. You are my true Jail Buddy.

by dudechicjailbudy May 11, 2010

jail bait

a slutty girl thats too young to legally have sexual relations with

jamie lynn spears is a prick tease and jail bait

by teasenpleasegirl February 10, 2009

jail-yard bitch

1) a male individual, confined to a jail cell, that tends to receive anal and/or other homosexual activities from other jail mates.

2) jail. yard. bitch.... does that not spell it out?

"Zakk, you take it up the ass just like my jail-yard bitch," said the horny parol officer.

by Michelle & Manda November 5, 2007

Jail Birds of a Feather

A phrase that describes more Republican members of Congress. These Birds of a Featherflock together-behind bars!

Tom Delay, Duke Cunningham and Scooter Libby are Jail Birds of a Feather.

by DK Sett July 1, 2007