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Jank

That guy has a tiny JANK” “She wipped out my JANK”
by I<3JanksXOXO April 11, 2023
mugGet the Jankmug.

JANK

DONT GIVE ME NO SHIT! TROUBLE ,STRIFF

DONT CAUSE ME NO JANK.
DONT CAUSE ME NO JANK TODAY.
by AlertDeavowet71 August 23, 2018
mugGet the JANKmug.

Jank

"Damn that dude tried to jank me"
by Imtheshxt July 5, 2021
mugGet the Jankmug.

Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.
Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!
by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025
mugGet the Jankmug.

jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it
Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.
by parkmaster January 19, 2015
mugGet the jank weedmug.

Jank

When you jerk off but accidentally start having sex.
"I can't believe you Janked last night!"
by AutoHCF February 19, 2022
mugGet the Jankmug.

Jank kidz

A lit group chat of the coolest family like ever
by Tony the cool guy July 9, 2023
mugGet the Jank kidzmug.

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