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Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked
we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild
by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023
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Jakobing

The act of getting 4th place in a competition
The athlete who didn’t take a podium spot is Jakobing so hard.
by tpul August 7, 2024
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Jakob

This might be a VERY ACCURATE description of him.

Jakob is a gentleman/sigma male, he is like TRISTAN TATE. He's charming, handsome, intelligent, authentic and has good manners. Jakob, during his teenage years may be very mature for his age, compared to many other teenagers. Unfortunately, He may have gone through very Stressful periods in his life, where he may be Depressed and Emotionless. But is an Overcomer, and can TRANSFORM his life. He is Fearless, Quiet, Thoughtful, Chill, very Introspective, Humble, Determined, Loyal, Merciful, brutally Honest, not argumentative, and artistic in a unique way. He can see everything in life from multiple perspectives. He has a pure heart, and has good intentions for everything that he does in life. He is very patient with everyone, and deeply empathetic. He knows everything and everyone, no joke. He is the type of guy that would know a LOT about you, even if he never talked to you. He's able to hold things to himself, or keep a secret, not a blabbermouth. He is very athletic and strong. He may embody, both introvert and extrovert qualities. If he was very quiet, in a period of his life, he may have evolved to become more social/charismatic. His type of humor is being stereotypical, like making an accent, or being so bluntly honest where others may find it funny and agreeable. His MBTI(personality-type) is most likely ENTP or INTJ. An INFJ, INTJ, would both be very good partners for him if he is an ENTP.
Jakob is a Wonderful young man.
by He is HIM!!! December 13, 2024
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jakob

this guy looks you dead in the eyes and eats a whole poop in front of you every time you see him
coworker: hey i saw jakob the other day
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?
by MoreCowboyThanJakob February 14, 2025
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Jacoby

This man is so special. He is a true miracle sent from God. Jacoby must be protected at all times. If you encounter a Jacoby, keep him safe. I have the only one though so suck it girliezzzzzz
Person 1: I love Jacoby so much ima die without him🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍
Person 2: pluh.
by FUBEANS February 21, 2025
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Jakobtarded

Someone named jakob who is much stupider than your average retard
Jakob is so jakobtarded bro
by Jakobisjakobtarded February 27, 2025
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Jacoby

One who viciously sucks balls from the back, making ones ass clap
That guys such a Jacoby, he gets real wild in bed
by Sweetbigbbqdick March 2, 2026
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