Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.
by doodie hole June 29, 2018
A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
by PooperDoppers December 05, 2016
“There goes Jake again”
by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018
A really kind and intelligent guy!
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet
Just unlucky I didn't get him 😔
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet
Just unlucky I didn't get him 😔
by Stephanie Mifsud March 06, 2017