Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.
Jakes being such a dick again!
Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?
Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.
Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?
Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.
by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019
Get the Jakesmug. 
A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
by PooperDoppers December 5, 2016
Get the Jakemug. Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.
by doodie hole June 28, 2018
Get the Jakemug. by Skinny duck May 11, 2018
Get the Jakemug. A Jake is a very cute and nice boy if you know a Jake never let him go because Jake's are perfect just the way the way he is he also has a cute loving girlfriend who is always there for him when he needs it once you catch feelings for a Jake they never leave if you cheat/abuse/spread Jake's secrets don't expect him to start trusting you straight away a Jake's smile will light up your whole day but don't try anything because he has a girlfriend/wife rose who will kill you if you even look at her man 💞
by Yourxbxixch March 22, 2020
Get the Jakemug.