Jacking Off

When a male masturbates while thinking of Jack Bauer; the worlds only alpha male

I was caught jacking off by my mother

by Virgil Depois October 8, 2006

jackwipe

A box of kleenex that sits by your computer desk/nightstand, and it runs out within days. Even when you don't have a cold.

Damnit to hell, I'm out of jackwipe. I guess my sock will do.

by Darkness December 1, 2004

Jackin' beats

stealing music off the internet or illegal downloading music.

i like jackin' beats when i'm bored

by schofiella September 22, 2006

Sky Jacking

The act of giving and/or recieving a handjob while skydiving out of a plane or any other form of aircraft.

My wife was Sky Jacking me when we were on are honeymoon.

by RVDbobo January 4, 2011

jacking off

Sticking my fingers in and out of my sexy pussy

do u wanna help me jack off?

by Snakes November 22, 2003

car jacking

act perpetrated by a law enforcement professional, while on duty, involving a uniformed officer, a car, a penis and some innocent bystanders... and of course masturbation.

example...
I saw officer smith car jacking across the street from a women's fitness center this morning, noone was injured except his pride.

Actual real news story:

NEWPORT - Sgt. D____ S____, 43, of the Newport Police Department was fired Thursday after he allegedly exposed himself to two women while on duty in his patrol car on Monday.

Smith was allegedly seen masturbating himself while behind the wheel in the police car parked next to a hair salon.

by sxxs September 24, 2010

Jackin' Around

Fooling around, if your name is Jack

Your just minding your own business when someone yells "Stop Jackin' Around"

by JS95 December 10, 2009