Calm your tits

If an Italian girl is in rage and wants herself or humans sourring herself to calm the f*** down

Jeanne: OMG I totally failed this exam
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!

by claudethehot September 3, 2020

National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 6, 2017

Mad calm

To be super chill, laid back, not much to say, real calm, too calm.

Kim was "MAD CALM" when those cops showed up about Christian.

by Moo-moo$ April 15, 2021

calm for some

Used as a comment on a person's nonchalant approach to things.

Razza: "I don't know how some people live like this, it's so stressful"
Gazza: "Calm for some"

by Gazza21 December 23, 2023

Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.

Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.

by Consopite June 9, 2011

Calm Boom

Not to be confused with a vibe. A calm boom is rush of emotion, deriving from a healthy combination of pressure and pleasure. Enough pressure to make you react and enough pleasure to make you relax. All at the same time.

Calm Boom can be used as both a verb and a noun

Yo last night was a movie... matter fact it was a calm boom

that album was fire... he really made a calm boom

by JAVBOOM January 13, 2020

Calm Tits

so calm tits is tits but calm

Your tits are calm, quite unlike my agitated tits.

Calm tits are the best tits.

by calm tits July 10, 2023