calm yo grits

The hermit crab version of calm yo tits.
Used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it.

I hate you
Wooo! Calm yo grits.
What!? What does that mean?

by Parkderp1 February 01, 2016

Luh Calm Fit

Calm Luh Fit is a outfit that is not to crazy nd shit. If u dnt got a Luh Calm Fit o bitch ass aint standin on bidness, im not gone lie this shit is starting to get more corny as we use it. But it is wht it is.

"Hello mother, do u like my outfit?"

"Woowzers son, u have a Luh Calm Fit. nothing crazy.

I guarantee your standing on bidness"

by Itztwxzzy November 25, 2023

Luh Calm Fit

The phrase “Luh calm fit” refers to an outfit that took low effort to achieve a good style.

"That's a Luh Calm Fit!

by heainhere_ November 16, 2023

calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).

"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."

by mjpants April 23, 2017

Calm-down wank

When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.

Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.

by cyclopentane June 27, 2023

Calm Luh Fit

An outfit that’s nun too crazy (potentially goofy)

Whatchu boutta put on foe da function? “Nun too crazy crazy just a calm luh fit”

by Opiumbirrcustomer November 10, 2023

Calm Luh Fit

A fashionable outfit, nothing too outlandish or unorthodox, notably different from the term “Luh Calm Fit”. The term was popularized by the best rapper in the world known as Tweaknh in his song “Calm Luh Fit”.

“Damn bro what you got on?”
“Nothing too crazy it’s just a Calm Luh Fit.”

by COSTLEE14M December 23, 2023