postman pat, postman pat, postman pat ran over his cat. testicals went flying all the kids are cheering
by mysticphinox66 March 4, 2019
Get the postman patmug. Give up an idea/scheme as unworkable, esp. due to expense involved. From an incident where pony rides were offered, but were too expensive, so the child involved was told that she could "pat the pony" instead.
"This looks really good!"
"But look at the price!"
"Ah...oh dear. Never mind, I guess we'll pat the pony on that one."
"But look at the price!"
"Ah...oh dear. Never mind, I guess we'll pat the pony on that one."
by gorgeouslystupid May 25, 2008
Get the Pat the ponymug. by Jesus Hitler Christ June 24, 2006
Get the pat bonnermug. one who drinks too much in a short amount of time and bothers bitches and acts like a pussy. Then pukes for 2 hours and passes out.
by J Willy May 18, 2004
Get the pallet patmug. An extremely painful action done to an unsuspecting male. Involves the rapid slapping of the region between the legs with the back of the hand. Often performed by assholes who think they're being funny (or friendly, in which case the victim should run, if able.)
by cpoc December 9, 2003
Get the pecker patmug. The baddest motherfucker on this earth. Kicks balls and skulls and makes NXT Undisputed Era look like a bunch of stooges. Pat's yinzer blood allows him to drink copious amounts of alcohol and smoke a lot of vitamins. Keep your eyes peeled for when he swings his massive HAMMER DAHN!!!
Pat McAfee then kicked that stooge Adam Cole in his chin so hard that Adam's soul left his body, not wanting to be associated with such a bitchass loser.
Pat McAfee's dominance has been witnessed by millions... AND MILLIONS!!!
Pat McAfee's dominance has been witnessed by millions... AND MILLIONS!!!
by Shamaster78 December 4, 2020
Get the Pat McAfeemug. by Sikai Xiao February 26, 2009
Get the Man Patmug.