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Shadow The Hedgehog

Shadow The Hedgehog is, if not, the second favourite Sonic character in the series. He's cool, edgy and most of all: BADASS!

He had a tragic backstory...But has made a promise to a blond girl, who had AIDS, who got shot by a soilder.

He's also has a soft spot for kittens.
Eggman: I have come to make an announcement! Shadow The Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right! He took his hedgehog dick out and said it was this BIG! And I said that's disgusting! So, I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow The Hedgehog, you have a small dick! Is the size of this walnuts, but way smaller! And here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points! No quills! No pillows! Look at it! Is like two balls in a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right! This is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher...I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! How you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DR-R-R-ROPLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now, get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by HeroesSquad February 1, 2021
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FIFA shadows

This definition derives from the originally unnoticeable shadows in FIFA. Once discovered, the shadows are all that is visible to a video gamer's sight.

When a trait of a woman is unnoticeable, such as her chunky waist, or demented face. Few men have the ability to identify these traits, and once noticed, a man's opinion of this woman is changed forever as he can no longer think positively of this girl. Her once hot reputation has now been realized to be a fallacy, and changed to NOT hot.

The man who discovers this shadow is known as a shadow finder, while the woman who's shadow is found is known as a shadow findee.
My camp friend is a tremendous shadow finder. Last weekend he discovered Juanita's hidden crooked nose. I now look at her differently and realize she is in fact not hot, even though i used to think otherwise. The FIFA shadows really effed this shadow findee over over.
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shadow gay

A gay person who doesn't come off as overtly gay.
He's pretty neat, but I'm pretty sure he's a shadow gay .
by lionessofwinter August 9, 2016
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shadow skank

A very promiscuous girl who is unnoticed because of her sluttier friend who casts a shadow over her through her skankish acts thus not appearing like a slut even though she really is
"Did you know that Jess had sex with four guys last week?"-Guy 1 "No way man, her best friend Celeste sleeps with tons of guys every night so I had no idea! What a shadow skank!!!!" Guy 2
by jayyydoggg February 26, 2011
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Shadow Nigger

A person who tries to be a nigger to fit in with the "popular croud".
look at that white boy hes such a shadow nigger.
by not dylan forti October 2, 2016
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Book of Shadows

The Wiccan book of rules, religious ceremonies, mythology, recipes, and spells. The text of this book differs from owner to owner, but physical description of being a book with a lock keeping it from being opened assured by all. A Book of Shadows can sometimes used by people outside of the Wiccan belief for keeping information.
Leo keep his Book of Shadows next to his Altar.
by Historics Society December 19, 2020
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without shadow

without a shadow of a doubt, shorter way of saying overused britsh cliché. First heard it at school.
She's fit
Yeah, without shadow.
by James Reed February 27, 2005
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