Buff-head

When ones forehead is flaring with sunshine brightness due to an excessive amount of hair styling wax being worn. As a result, a large proportion of the wax secretes down onto the upper region of the face. The outcome can be likened to the surface of a polished bowling bowl, glistening simirly to ejeculated semen.

"Fucking hell Philip, you've got harsh 'BUFF-HEAD' today, how much wax did you use?

by Akash Barvic Sleeves October 16, 2003

Cup of Buff

When one farts in one's hand and serves it up to their own or another's face.

He just served me the foulest cup of buff when I turned my head.

While I was eating popcorn in the theater, my girlfriend served me her own special cup of buff.

by forgottencastaway July 10, 2017

hella buff

Someone is 'very' or 'extremely' buff

Damn B you look hella buff in that picture you posted!

Aw thanks babes

by Girl26351752 April 17, 2016

buff boy

normal hot people named iffat

"did you see that buff boy?"

by JickyLicky October 10, 2023

turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck

Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed

by SARCHANGELUS September 01, 2018

Buff the tip

To suck the tip of a dick

All these puttis can go buff the tip

by CaseTheKingSantana November 24, 2016

buff the snail

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.

"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."

by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 08, 2016