flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010

flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017

flap ear

Large, protruding ear; from the Dutch 'flaporen' or flap ears, also known as 'zeiloren' which literally means 'sail ears'

flap ears to sail with

by Tzeni July 17, 2006

elbow flap

The loose skin that everyone has when they flatten their arm. It tends to be more prevalent in the elderly

little joey grabbed on to grandpa's elbow flap

by crinjah December 11, 2009

jackin flaps

Another typical way of describing a women masturbation. just like a guy jackin dick, Jackin Flaps is jackin it with a womens vaginal flaps.

Jenny was Jackin Flaps in her bathroom upstairs during the party last night.

by The Stuffinator Knowhow March 5, 2015

Blue-flaps

The female version of "blue balls" one of the worse feelings a women can have.

My boyfriend gave me blue-flaps because we got interrupted during sex

by Chacks August 5, 2016

camel flap

when a mans junk shows through their clothing.

A bad name to call someone

When someone says something stupid and there is a uncomfortable silence, just randomly say camel flap to break the silence

dude your camel flap is showing, cover that shit up!

dave, your a camel flap!

zack: hey did anybody go to the ballet yesterday.
(uncomfortable silence)
dave: camel flap hahahaha

by misterkdogg March 4, 2009