The Bavarian Matrix

A minus lambda I

You wanna find the eigenvalues? That's just the determinant of The Bavarian Matrix set equal to zero!

by minedreader1127 December 21, 2020

matrix

Matrix (noun): 1. A chart or a table. 2. Information about matter. 3. An intersection of mind and matter. 4. The Universe, especially with the pretext that reality is a computer simulated illusion.

You're in the Matrix, now that you understand that for every acronym you have a word.

by Rob Matrix July 22, 2019

Hot Matrix Nut

"Hot Matrix Nut" is a term used by streamer lowtiergod (ltg) used to describe his ejaculate

"I busted Hot Matrix Nut down ya moms throat, GTAB"

by KaidenLemons#1Fan July 29, 2025

Matrix

The action in which you bend over backwards to when your knees are almost parallel to your back, usually dodging someone or something. Made very popular in the first Matrix film.

as he tried to punch her she totally matrixed out of it and kicked his ass

by LASTDON from da sucka free May 13, 2005

matrix media

A word used by severely disabled twitter users who think people are controlled by the “matrix media” to make certain statements against their will.

Twitter user: “Did you hear Dr. Disrespect admitted to being a pedo!?”

Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”

by Ahegaoblunt December 11, 2024

Matrix Minded

Only being able to repeat opinions and viewpoints which are fed to someone through television, news or school. Rather than having actual opinions and viewpoints from independent and/or critical thought.

“Is your friend still wearing a mask when going to the shop?” ”Yeah he’s completely matrix minded.”

“It’s not possible debating these people, they are so matrix minded they don’t even understand any viewpoint that hasn’t been on the news positively.”

by Jplz June 16, 2023

Entering the Matrix

Seeing the math that life is made of.

“And now… We are entering the Matrix.”
-Neo

by 9ordon October 29, 2025