A Detroit Dove (not to be confused with a “Poopy Pigeon) is ascending up a tall building or skyscraper to the highest floor available and proceeding to a window that will allow you to take the greasiest and gnarliest shit your bowels will produce at that time so you may free your Detroit Dove to the witnesses below. You do not have to be in Detroit in order for your dove to fly. If you are in New York City and your dove needs to soar free it is NOT a NYC Dove. Detroit Dove has just flew in NYC.
I heard back in the day that a couple of the SNL cast bet Chris Farley to take the greasiest dump dump he could conjure off of the 15th floor of the Comcast Building. Chris won that bet after a bit of a struggling and a grunting, giving birth to a baby Detroit Dove. Soon after this nasty little Detroit Dove slid out of Chris’s ass nest crash landing on the sidewalk below on a busy Saturday night.
by tootdafluteswallowdamusic July 31, 2021
The Detroit lions are pure shit
by Random stuff bruh February 05, 2021
When you and your cell mate have been together for 5 years without popping each other's prison cherries.
by Dubchecker June 15, 2015
A used condom.
by MizterPink January 23, 2018
A Detroit racecar means parking your car on blocks with the wheels off so people can't steal the car or wheels and putting the wheels back on whenever you want to drive it. It is common with Detroit street racers who dump lots of money into their cars to prevent theft.
person 1: people keep eyeing my hellcat in the hood, What should I do
person 2: Detroit Racecar it so people can't steal it and slap the wheels back on whenever you want to gap people
person 1: that's smart they can't steal the wheels or roll the car onto a trailer if the wheels aren't on the car
person 2: Detroit Racecar it so people can't steal it and slap the wheels back on whenever you want to gap people
person 1: that's smart they can't steal the wheels or roll the car onto a trailer if the wheels aren't on the car
by Corrupso October 06, 2020
When one individual jams a can of pepper spray so far up another's rectum that the subsequent spray erupts from the victim's mouth, thusly turning the victim into a fire breathing dragon.
Last guy who messed with him got the Detroit dragon. He's been using heavy strength chapstick ever since.
by Cthulip March 27, 2017
Always the overachiever. His sense of humor will have you pee your pants. Ladies will Drop their panties. Master at fucking yo Bitch. People wish they could be
Detroit Rod!!!
Detroit Rod!!!
Detroit Rod that nigga
by Goat 2x March 14, 2017