Hyper-rectalcranialitus

A fancy term for constantly having your head up your ass.

Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.

Patient: "Hello,911? Yes I think I'm having a stroke, I think I've had it for a month!"

EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."

YO HEADS UP YO ASS.

by Cletus Filibuster February 20, 2016

Hyper Lopez

A hot, funny, and somehow annoying person. Always knows how to make the right person laugh at anything. Not very good at dating.

“That Hyper Lopez, he’s so quirkyyyy!”

by McChichken March 18, 2022

hyper-edging

the action of Edging so quickly that the molecules of the atmosphere around the hand disassociate into a plasma which makes control and communication difficult, typically at speeds of Mach 5-25.

The light created by his hyper-edging session could be seen from miles.

by May 19, 2024

hyper replication

someone pays a guy to design a killer tattoo, then they take it to a tattooer to be replicated. The tattooer posts the pic of the tattoo on social media. Someone then draws that tattoo (but smaller) then takes it to the same tattooer to be done again only smaller and upside down...now it has been 'hyper replicated'.

My new tattoo is a {hyper replication} of a tattoo that I saw on social media.

by LadyFuckery January 21, 2018

Hyper dermis

Part of the skin that has been tattooed on and can be felt by touch as protruding above the epidermis creating a sense of an extra layer over the epidermis.

Hyper dermis can be very sensitive to sun exposure.

by BloodandMetal March 30, 2020

Hyper dermis

Part of the skin that has been tattooed on and can be felt by touch as protruding above the epidermis creating a sense of an extra layer over the epidermis.

Hyper dermis can be very sensitive to sun exposure

by BloodandMetal March 30, 2020

hyper bisexual

Avidly seeks sexual adventures with men and women.

My roommate is so hyper bisexual he has three cock rings.

by Larn December 11, 2017