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Hotel California

A point in time in a man or woman's life wear the man/woman sees the reality of his/her world and rather than maintaining a life that is one of consumerism (9-5, pressures with being famous: whatever really troubles them about society) they just check into Hotel California, a vacation/getaway of drugs to alleviate the pressures and bs today's society throws at you that fucks with your brain because you can see past everything but can't understand why people are the way they are.
Bill O'Reilly's/ FOX News contaminates my brethren's brains and they will be unable to easily look past differences, guess I gotta check into Hotel California again.
by Analomous December 20, 2013
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Hotel Cookie Tray

A white person attepting to be "hood."
by Hotel Cookie Tray February 24, 2009
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hotel

1. A place where you are fucked either way.
If your customer is angry/happy(i mean sexually excited) he fucks you & if your employer is angry/happy(refer the previous meaning) then your seniors fuck you.
2. replica of hell on earth if you are a good person
3. A place where politeness is taught impolitely
1. Wife - Dear, is there any way i can be fucked everyday?
Husband - Ya sure, why dont you join my hotel?
by perzialo October 23, 2007
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habbo hotel

Well, I have a gay friend that play this, and it's a total piece of shit that deserves to be burnt in hell. I hate this piece of crap and i deserves to be taken down. I mean, who the hell plays this?
STFU FUCKING NOOB!!
WTF!!!
gg
pwn
pwnt
ownage
STFU HABBO
by Ronaldinio May 4, 2005
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habbo hotel

Habbo suck's u enter a big orange hotel with only two car's outside u create your own account and they suck u into buying credit's in term's *fake habbo credit's* for your real money which is a rip off u enter room's where u can walk around chat they filter out swear word's because of naughty habbo's and last of all habbo is full of scammer's hackers scripters u name it. Word of advice dont go on habbo.

Person 1: Hey u want free credits?
Person 2: wowerz free credits for me yes please
Person 1: ok give me your password and u can have credits
Person 2: ok heres my pass *******
Person 1: Haha got you now >:D
Person 2: Noooooo :'(
do not play the game habbo hotel i repeat do not play it do not play it habbo sucks
by Homie145 May 14, 2006
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hostiltality

The opposite of hospitality - showing hostility or aversion to a guest staying in your house.
Rob was so appalled by the hostiltality he recieved that he got up early and went home after only two hours of sleep.

"Let's see - banging on the doors, waking me up early, screaming at two in the morning...my stay at George's was a textbook case of hostiltality."
by Justhim January 5, 2009
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hostly

The combination of the words "honestly" and "mostly".
"I'm hostly ready to go." They hostly come at night... hostly."
by VinceHBK December 18, 2011
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