holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.

Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 01, 2023

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Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.

There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!

by Woodpimp January 19, 2018

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Hooker sparkles

Glitter

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.

by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019

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cajun hooker

The sluttyiest of all hookers. The kind of hooker that will do anything for a bowl of gumbo.

"Fuck me in the ass and shit on my dick like a Cajun hooker!"

by Cajun hooker June 16, 2017

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Fancy Hooker

One who approaches someone with complete and utter respect. Who dresses in the fanciest of clothing. she would preform fellatio and just about anything else at a expensive price. the bitch aint cheap! she only have sexy time on 3000 thread count sheets and you have to pay 80 bucks extra for her to swallow.

Sentence: "Man that fancy hooker took a lot out of me last night, i lost $1000."

by Renigade 4 Lyf3 November 06, 2013

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