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honey muffin'
Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating (GSCVC), or "honey muffin'", as it is more commonly known, is the ritualistic smothering of the vagina (or "muff") in honey or a similar sugary substance (thereby creating a "honey muff"), in order to attract flies. This is where the saying "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar" comes from, since vaginas smell like vinegar without the honey. This practice dates back to the time when humans were plants, and reproduced via the woman being "pollinated" by sperm that was painstakingly placed on flies by the male of the species.
Tronfo: ... So the missus has been reading these "new age" sexual intercourse technique books.
Ragtish: Aren't they outlawed by NIRC?
*Ragtish adjusts his spectacles*
Tronfo: Yeah...
But...
*Distant laser-gun fire echoes*
*Tronfo gasps, but then quickly settles again*
Tronfo: There's this one thing she did. "Honey muffin'", it's called. You smear honey all over her hoo-ha, and it attracts flies, which act sort of like a free Vibratron 4000, or 5000, even, maybe. The honey also smells pretty good, and it slightly distracts you from the stench of all the dead bodies.
Ragtish: What you've described sounds like a sexualised perversion of the age-old practice of Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating - GSCVC for short. But speaking of dead bodies, the killinators got Charlton yesterday. He was out scrounging for strawberry jam and didn't hear them coming up behind him over the sound of his jam detector.
Tronfo: Poor guy.
Ragtish: Aren't they outlawed by NIRC?
*Ragtish adjusts his spectacles*
Tronfo: Yeah...
But...
*Distant laser-gun fire echoes*
*Tronfo gasps, but then quickly settles again*
Tronfo: There's this one thing she did. "Honey muffin'", it's called. You smear honey all over her hoo-ha, and it attracts flies, which act sort of like a free Vibratron 4000, or 5000, even, maybe. The honey also smells pretty good, and it slightly distracts you from the stench of all the dead bodies.
Ragtish: What you've described sounds like a sexualised perversion of the age-old practice of Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating - GSCVC for short. But speaking of dead bodies, the killinators got Charlton yesterday. He was out scrounging for strawberry jam and didn't hear them coming up behind him over the sound of his jam detector.
Tronfo: Poor guy.
honey muffin' by cool_walking_ February 20, 2010
Honey Pocket
Wow I saw Honey Pocket perform last night they were so good. Their name definitely doesn’t mean vagina!
Honey Pocket by TheRealHoneyPocket March 5, 2022
Honey Cocaine
Sochitta Sal, better known by her stage name Honey Cocaine, is an Cambodian rapper from Toronto born on October 22, 1992. Honey Cocaine is signed to Tyga's label Last Kings. She is the first artist signed to the label. She first received recognition with her debut collaboration "Heisman", featuring Tyga. One of the up-to-date female rappers with serious flow and will probably blow up in the next few years.
Her official Twitter page is @HoneyLKCocaine
Her official Twitter page is @HoneyLKCocaine
"Bitch I'm Honey Cocaine, 'bout to bring in some pain. All my haters like a choir, they all singing my name." Tyga Last Kings
Honey Cocaine by blasianpersuasion November 25, 2011