hillyard hotpocket

When you use a hotpocket as a condom during sexual intercourse, and immediately following climax you eat that thang.

So I met this slut at the special K, and I was out of rubbers so I gave her a hillyard hotpocket.

by T69broken June 15, 2014

Megan Hilty

Great Broadway actress best known for playing G(a)linda in Wicked: The Musical both on Broadway and in Los Angeles. Can break glass with the pitch of her voice and does the funniest rendition of "Popular" known to man or woman. Soon to star in the Broadway musical production of "9 to 5" as Doralee Rhodes.

I wish I could sing as high as Megan Hilty.

Megan Hilty's rendition of "Popular" is better than that of the original G(a)linda Kristin Chenoweth.

Megan Hilty is the best G(a)linda.

by gmoya October 17, 2008

Haley

She's that's girl when you wonder "how can I love someone so much"and then you remember that's right cause it's her the girl of your dreams and you just can't help but not have a smile everytime your around her and just everytime you see her the only words that wanna come out of your mouth is "I love you".

The girl that you only hear about in story books Haley

by Definition greg March 2, 2015

Swiney Hiney

Unlike the Swine Influenza where your symptoms are mostly respiratory with high fevers and can kill you, Swiney Hiney is mainly intestinal with high fevers which makes you squat,squeal, squeak and shit your brains out and may even cause death.

Shitting your brains out for days. Squatting, squealing, squeaking and squawking. Becoming dehydrated and maybe death which is diagnosed as "The Swiney Hiney Flu".

by Michelly711 November 9, 2009

Hile

A word from Stephen King's Darktower series loosly meaning "Hie," or hasten; to quicken up.

Hile! Gunslingers, to me!

by ItchyTasty August 31, 2005

Haley

Haley, she's loud and yet quite. She keeps her problems bottled up or smokes them away with a cigarette. She really is the most beautiful girl in the world. Her green eyes glow with ambition and childlike envy. She is strong and independent, just how she likes it. She hardly asks for help nor admits when she's wrong but you'll fall in love with that part. She's a girl you can sit outside with smoking a Smooth and just joke around, or talk about life, problems, anything. She's THAT girl.

"i love her.."
"who?"
"Haley."

by her exx December 27, 2012

Haley

Haley is a girl who is incredibly smart and funny, she cares for others and knows when someone needs her. She makes mistakes but she learns from them, she tries her best to make it up too. I love you so much KoalaBear<3 i love everything about you<3 she'll make you laugh, cry, mad and smile:) she's taught me to never give up and to enjoy the present and to stop worrying about the future. Shes my soulmate and im completely in love with her<3 ill never get over you no matter what<3

wow, shes so amazing her name must be Haley.

by Evilija April 23, 2013