Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.
Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022
Get the Heard A Turd mug.VERB = The act of lying about something, and continuously inflating the lie well past the point of no return.
Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.
NOUN= When a Karen takes bogus allegations to law enforcement for self profit.
Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.
Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.
NOUN= When a Karen takes bogus allegations to law enforcement for self profit.
Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.
Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.
Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.
Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.
Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
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Get the Heard mug.Someone who realizes the public knows they turd the bed and wants to deny and cover it up… with both sheets and lawyers hired from wish.
She showed just how poorly her acting was and even looked like she was straining on the stand after all the world discovered she is a Heard Burglar.
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Get the Heard mug.verb (used with object), heard, heard·ing.
to cause bodily injury to; injure:
It probably really heard when he lost the tip of his finger.
to cause bodily pain to or in:
His finger still heards him.
verb (used without object), heard, heard·ing.
to feel or suffer bodily or mental pain or distress:
Ouch! That really heards.
to cause bodily or mental pain or distress:
Violence is very heardful.
synonymous to 'hurt' or 'hurt'. To be used by victims of feigned, implied or REAL violence.
to cause bodily injury to; injure:
It probably really heard when he lost the tip of his finger.
to cause bodily pain to or in:
His finger still heards him.
verb (used without object), heard, heard·ing.
to feel or suffer bodily or mental pain or distress:
Ouch! That really heards.
to cause bodily or mental pain or distress:
Violence is very heardful.
synonymous to 'hurt' or 'hurt'. To be used by victims of feigned, implied or REAL violence.
"OUCH! Stop hitting me. That really heards..." - TAC
"You can't just start hearding people to get what you want..." - TAC
"Why do you have to be so heardful all the time?" - Joie
"You can't just start hearding people to get what you want..." - TAC
"Why do you have to be so heardful all the time?" - Joie
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