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hanging the brain

To pull only the ball sack out of the zipper, leaving the penis inside the pants, so the result looks like a brain hanging there.
Dan got stoned and walked around the party hanging the brain again. For a while, nobody noticed ... until he walked over to the girls sitting on the couch and they started screaming.

"Holy shit! Does Joe have his ballsack out?"
"Yeah, he always hangs the brain when he's shitfaced."

Emily, the Bennigan's door whore found out the waiters sometimes walked around hanging the brain under their aprons, so she often pulled them up when they walked by carrying food.

The waiters at Bennigan's hang the brain under their aprons when they are having a crappy tip night. There is nothing like having your balls out just a few inches from a guest's face to keep you smiling and laughing.
by mandymoshottimus March 27, 2015
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Hanging Dirty

Slang: When ladies don't wear panties.
I wanted to try on jeans at the mall, but remembered I was hanging dirty.
by J. Friday February 18, 2010
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Hang Ball

When you pull your pants down to piss, and one of your testicles hangs out of your pants, and the other stays in your pants. Can be slightly painful/uncomfortable if wearing very tight pants.
Person 1: Man, I hate having to take a piss because I always have a hang ball.
Person 2: Yeah, I feel your pain.
by lolii June 2, 2012
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hang up hang up

when talking to someone and neither person wants to hang up first
person 1: "goodnight"

person 2: "goodnight"

-long pause-

person 1: "i thought you were going to hang up first

person 2: "well i thought you were going to hang up first"

person 1: "uh-oh looks like we have a hang up hang up"
by Khelleh March 1, 2011
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Hang Woman :)

A complex and reprehensible deviant sex act. It involves either a man or a woman forming a committed long lasting relationship with a younger naive female counterpart. Then one day seemingly with out reason the boyfriend or lesbian viciously murders the woman and rig an extensive and elaborate system of ropes and pulleys in ther room. The lesbain dons a strapon and the man undresses then lies on the bed positioning the woman above him. The hanger then slips the victims head through a hangman's noose and tightens it around her neck. Finally the survinvg member of the couple rapidly yanks on a rope hanging by the bad to quickly lift the woman's body up and down on the real or fake penis inserted into the womans vagina or anus.
I got tired of Kate bitching, so I fucking hung her. Fucking hung; no pun intended.

Tips for begginers!: Always kill partner before hanging on pulley system, partner tends to shit itself post mortem and unless you're into that sort of thing it can be a mess to clean up. Also storing you better half in the freezer then defrostingg her in warm bath water prior to use will prolong use.
by Kruger 7 March 12, 2005
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hang tight

To await further instructions.
She was anxious for an update, but he told her to hang tight.
by AaronGob September 8, 2008
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mo-hang

Noun. A long turd that clings to the asshole and requires the shitting person to wiggle in order to break the turd loose.
"Sally ate all that string cheese and those bean curds, and then had to go sit down for a while with a mo-hang that just wouldn't swing free."
by Meaux Hank November 1, 2012
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