color guard

you guys didnt even begin to touch the surface of what color guard is.
performance quality isnt just smiling. you gotta be angry or sad or alter-ego or whatever fits the music.
tosses are the hardest.
you have to do ballet.
you have to point your feet
you have to remember drill.
you have to spin. sabers. flags. rifles.
you have to survive band camp.
you have to not only be cold, but burning hot.
you have to make the losing team your colorguarding for look good.
you have to put up with the band until winter guard.
and thats all the negatives.
positives.
well...
positives...
you can see your beautiful flags in action while watching playbacks.
you can get friends with other colorguard folk.
you have something to do.
its rewarding.
its pretty.
its a sport.
and thats all i can think of.

i spin for west orange n and we are beasts. better then you losers.

color guard is the act of spinning flags sabres and rifles while dancing (ballet) and remembering drill during fall season. its a hard yet rewarding thing and its absolutley amazing,

by the best chick on w.o flag line. October 7, 2007

guarantee

A word that we commonly use that is one of the hardest words out of the dictionary to spell correctly. Most people just use spell check to fix it, but without it spelling this word right is frustrating. A straight pain in the ass.

BEFORE: Therefore I gaurentee that the facts support my thesis.

F**K I never spell this word right, thank God for spell check.

After: Therefore I guarantee that the facts support my thesis.

Ah, there we go maybe I'll spell it right next time.

by BJCHRIS69 July 3, 2011

Guardians

Century old orangization of order and peace whose sole reason for coming into being was to prevent the Shadows from gaining power through corruption. Guided the resistance during The SKN War.

"So the strong do not do all that they please, this is the reason rules are made" - Ovis

by LastGuardian November 17, 2004

dick sneeze guard

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

by mr johan January 13, 2009

Guard Sneeze

A sneeze, usually fake, that one intentionally does on his/her food so that people around them notice, and therefore will not take their food in fear it is contaminated. Usually used when you have to leave your table, and you are with friends that often take your food.

"Ewwww, did you just take some of Jim's fries"

"Ya. Why?"

"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"

by Jaque Dys December 2, 2009

guard trog

Every group of females has a guard trog. The guard trog is the loathsome friend in a group of girls who tries her best to keep her good-looking friends from being approached by guys, no matter how nice or friendly.

The guard trog is unattractive and is constantly on the look out for males approaching her girlfriends. She cock blocks any and every guy who attempts to hit on her friends, because she rarely receives any attention from the opposite sex, and is bitter because of this.

Only the most skilled wingman can maneuver around a guard trog by luring her away from her friends. By distracting the guard trog with food or extra attention, one can then approach the guard trogs friends.

David: "Mike, lets go try talking to those cute girls at the bar."
Mike: "Nah man, don't you see that guard trog staring at us?"

by 1lastthingandPrimo August 6, 2011

SS Guard

Refers to a Sober Sitter, which involves a safety precaution in which one sober person will "sit", or watch over somebody undergoing heavy intoxication. The aim is to prevent injury and accidents.

Holy sh*t - are you trippin' on that sh*t too?
Nah man, I'm the SS guard tonight.

by N8Duff October 11, 2008