Guinea Fridge

A Guinea Fridge is an extra fridge found in many homes other than the kitchen - usually in the basement or garage - and which is older, not in very good shape, and often uses a ridiculous amount of electricity compared to newer appliances. It is used to hold beer for parties or for the huge amounts of left-over food from holiday meals, parties, or other social and/or family get-togethers (i.e. wakes). Its older and less reliable status means it is an experiment in trust to put food or even beer in it and then to trust that the food will be kept at a safely cold temperature so as not to spoil and poison you (or in the instance of beer, will have a temperature control that works well enough not to freeze, and therefore, skunk' your beer.) From the slang, "guinea pig", it involves experimentation or its use for experimentation upon by pharmaceutical or cosmetic companies or just in general. When empty, a Guinea Fridge is often a danger to small children or dim adults who may get locked in one and suffocate during a game of hide and seek.

There was such a mountain of left-over food from Grandma's wake that we had to put some of it in the Guinea Fridge in the basement. My brother ate some egg and ham salad for breakfast so we should know pretty soon whether the experiment was successful or if he'll have to go on a respirator until the Botulism Toxin leaves his system and he can breathe on his own again, so stay off the phone in case we have to call an ambulance. Eat any of the food in it at your own risk.

by Word Taster January 19, 2010

Guip

Epic fail to the maximum extreme. Acronym for "Go Up In Poop". Even more of an epic fail than guif epic fail.

Marj: My math final is tomorrow. I studied for 7 hours, I hope I pass!
Pa: Oh snap. I didn't study at all. I hope I don't guip epic fail.

by Sherman8or January 28, 2009

Gulper

Someone who happily drinks all the social distortions, and buzzwords that are created to stereotype people who are fighting for truth in politics. This person might have good intentions yet lack social creativity, and spatial capabilities, and resorts to other peoples terms for power. "Gulpers" are usually associated with both left, and right wing pundits, in U.S. Politics.

Woman: Did you hear about the book "Ecoscience" that Obama's science advisor John P Holdren co-authored with Bush's science advisor, that talks about sterilizing the water supply...etc?

Woman #2(lib): You must be a right winger!

Man(con): But Bush was a great president, except for the mass genocide, and support for eugenics!

woman: Wow,you two are some serious gulpers!

by SickNTired July 28, 2009

Guimel

It's pronounced gee-mel , guimel is a very attractive woman who is amazing in bed and is very beautiful. Can be outstanding and very shy too. Loves everyone she meets and is always there for a friend no matter what. She can also be an amazing girlfriend but she is afraid to be hurt when it comes to love because he falls too easily.

guimel attractive

by Niggalet December 3, 2013

Guinea Horn

Another term for “clitoris” or as some refer to it as simply “clit”.

She gets wet as fuck when I blow on her guinea horn.

by Ronnie Lambert February 17, 2018

guinea

the worst thing you can call an Italian. it's like the Italian equivalent for the N word. say it and i will hunt you down.

yeah, because you're a spoilt guinea.

by Azzi January 8, 2004

Guinea Piggin'

The act of simulating sex to the point of orgasm through humping motions while clothes remain on.

I had to resort to guinea piggin' the bitch on account of her stanky snatch.

by GerbilLuver87 June 13, 2009