A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal
Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"
Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."
Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"
Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."
Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"
by mjb15 January 23, 2011
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A guido is also a half grown moustache commonly found upon the upper lips of adolescent or high-school kids who think that because they can grow facial hair they are real cool. Unfortunately, this does not work out, no matter how hard that person tries. It looks really ugly and pisses some people off a whole lot.
A guido is also a half grown moustache commonly found upon the upper lips of adolescent or high-school kids who think that because they can grow facial hair they are real cool. Unfortunately, this does not work out, no matter how hard that person tries. It looks really ugly and pisses some people off a whole lot.
"Hey dude," said Joey. "Do you like my new beard? Tight, huh? Huh? Huh?"
"Get over yourself," responded James. "You can't grow a beard now and you won't be able to for another ten years. Shave that fucking guido off your face, you fucking mess. You look like shit."
"Get over yourself," responded James. "You can't grow a beard now and you won't be able to for another ten years. Shave that fucking guido off your face, you fucking mess. You look like shit."
by Jamboni December 28, 2005
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by bigman92 May 8, 2005
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Get the guido mug.1.One whose family is descended from Puerto Rico (Bronx) and Italy (Jersey Shores)
2.A mixture of a Boricua and Guido
3.A 5' female from Long Island who acts like a white girl, dances like Latin and takes shit from no one! In other words, Awesome! Better yet... Legendary!
2.A mixture of a Boricua and Guido
3.A 5' female from Long Island who acts like a white girl, dances like Latin and takes shit from no one! In other words, Awesome! Better yet... Legendary!
Omg girl! look at that girl Ellie! she is such a Guido Rican!
Wasn't that Guido Rican in that Daddy Yankee music Video? Damn that girl could shake her ass!
Who would like Reggaeton and Rock? I'll tell you who! a Guido Rican!
Wasn't that Guido Rican in that Daddy Yankee music Video? Damn that girl could shake her ass!
Who would like Reggaeton and Rock? I'll tell you who! a Guido Rican!
by Zketch87 June 3, 2010
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Get the nah guii mug.Guido JR is the odor that can be smelled when standing downwind from a red firebird, a rosary, 80s hair band rock music with various rap songs in the mix, and an inside out penis (surgical vag)
by Kickass-red mist July 22, 2010
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