Chucky Grunts

The act of voluntarily or involuntarily grunting under one’s breath when dissatisfied or frustrated with a conversation or situation at hand. A type of non-verbal communication that occurs when someone (usually named Chuck) generates strange audible noises that often puzzle and/or further annoy anyone within earshot.

Person 1: "What's up with your friend, Dude? Why's he keep making those funny noises?"

Person 2: "Oh those are just Chucky Grunts...indirect ways of telling us he thinks we're both assholes who should shut up, quit talking or stop whatever it is we happen to be doing."

by OhioSomeone January 8, 2012

Folgers Gristles

Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.

I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.

by Prince of Dorkness October 2, 2013

darby grunt

The most appropriate response to almost anything in existence within this universe and/or its parallel versions.

Guy: I think we need to break up.

Girl: darby grunt.

Guy: Wow I didn't expect you to take it so easy!

Girl: *keys car*

by CODE7248 November 17, 2013

meat grunts

The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.

That dude probably spends hours in the bathroom with the meat grunts.

by Calicoex11 May 3, 2018

tard grunt

The very loud grunt a tard makes

Jimbo “ hi tard annon “
Tard anon “(TARD GRUNT)”

by Der Jude February 18, 2018

grandma grunt

Term used to refer to elderly drivers who drive slow. Male equivalent is grandpa grunt.

Come on, grandma grunt. The speed limit is 60km/h and you're only going 40!

by The Real Driller July 5, 2021

French Grunt

(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.

Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"

Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*

by Rodney "GIRTHQUAKE" Jones February 21, 2023