Greek Oven

Another variant on the Dutch Oven, a Greek Oven is performed when a victim moves through a revolving door. Just before the victim's segment closes completely, the attacker sticks his ass in and rips a fart. The victim is then forced to breathe the fart in an enclosed space until he can exit the door.

My buddy was going through the revolving door, so I snuck in and gave him the Greek Oven. That door takes forever, so he had to breathe my ass for like 30 whole seconds.

by bigsaxquatch January 21, 2011

greek soldier

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.

She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.

by Dan Yuhas May 7, 2008

Greek Balls

When a man's balls / nuts / testicles hang lower than his dick / shlong / penis; ( created by Greek people as a term:// but not defined as anything in Google search - so note that this date August 26th 2017 the night of Mayweather vs McGregor.

Person 1: That guys balls hung down past the tip of his penis...

Person 2: haha that guy has Greek balls!!

by RICKEH! August 29, 2017

greek hole

The act of anal sex between man or woman

Emily loves getting Greek holed. Sometimes twice a night and even during the day.

by Mf Thistle October 25, 2018

Rusty Greek

Lazily wagging a gentleman's erect penis back and forth using one's tongue while maintaining a disinterested, distant, and dead-eye look on one's face.

She was bored with the sex so far, so even though he asked for a blowjob, he got the Rusty Greek instead.

by MrTheGreek August 15, 2016

Greek creme

Greek creme is the substance created during vigorous anal intercourse. It is in reference to “Greek” as a reference to anal sex, and “creme” in reference to the appearance of the white foamy of the emulsion of lube/secretions/semen/saliva within and around the anus.

Analogous to the term “truffle butter”

After a long day of work at the brothel, his panties were filled with greek creme leaking from his bussy.

by LadyGooGue September 24, 2021

Greek Oregano

Marijuana

"What did you put in your Spaghetti Bolognese, it's very moreish?"

"Oh, you know just a teenth of Greek Oregano"

by Twisk September 19, 2020