Grape Soda

A genetically modified form of carbonated water containing grape flavoring. This deliciously addictive substance was first introduced to inner city black communities in the 1950's as a way of suppressing people of color by causing hypertension and/or high blood pressure. In the early 90's government scientists again altered Grape Soda by adding certain compounds, that when mixed with Newports and Hot Cheetos, creates a euphoric high. This convenience store trifecta of unhealthy choices has destroyed the black community and Grape Soda is truly the genesis of the plight of the African Amercan in the United States today.

Larry done had a Newport with his hot Cheetos, but this Grape Soda gonna have him lit, son!!!

by Martin J McFly September 16, 2016

grape smuggler

A man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch. Also someone who proudly wears a speedo.

Check out the grape smuggler coming down the beach.

by Senorvee December 31, 2007

Grape Pancake

Kokichi Oma. Grape. Pancake.

Reason: He is a grape due to being purple
Reason 2: he was made into a pancake by the hydraulic press. Play chapter 5.

Kokichi Oma is from Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony fyi

Kokichi Oma is a grape pancake.

by GrapePancakes4breakfast August 24, 2020

grape grog

Vaginal intercourse using your balls instead of your penis.

"It's a good thing that bitch was stretched out or else I wouldn't have been able to grape grog her like I did."

by Harrison March 14, 2004

Grape Fruits

One who has grapefruit sizes balls.

He grape fruits are fuzzy not smooth.

by MamaLucia September 14, 2008

Grape Lady

An act that requires a rare combination of dexterity and strength, as the female initiates a deep throat, the male pours wine over her head with one hand, and gives a "one inch punch" to the chest simultaneously with the other hand, causing the woman to lose her breath, gurgle, and moan. A successful "Grape Lady" will cause the woman to say any derivation of the phrases "ooohhh, oooh" "stop, stop, stop" and "I can't breathe."

After receiving the Grape Lady, the wine soaked woman fell off the bed trying to regain her breath.

by shacknerz February 22, 2008

seedless grapes

a sterlizied man's balls.

"well," said the urologist "eight hours from now, youll have joined the seedless grapes club".

by spoot June 20, 2008