Also known as Hokie loving Diet Coke drinkers, Granolas are a specific breed of tree huggers who will deny their alliance with non-showering hippies to all ends. Do not let this fool you, they are all around - even at your workplace. Common characteristics of Granolas include a distinctive "trash" smell, a love for organic food, and constant discussion of the latest Ellen Degeneres show.
There are many forms of Granolaism, but one of the most severe is denial. Once a Granola reaches a state of denial about his/her current condition, there really is no hope.
There are many forms of Granolaism, but one of the most severe is denial. Once a Granola reaches a state of denial about his/her current condition, there really is no hope.
Did you guys see Dan drinking yet another Diet Coke at work today? I think he's a Granola.
Dan denies he is a Hippie though.
Man he is Granola for sure.
Dan denies he is a Hippie though.
Man he is Granola for sure.
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The term "Granola" for this specific description originates from the nut and oat clusters called 'Granola Bars', which are a favorite of health fanatics and joggers around the U.S.
Generally characterized by:
- Jogging in a suburban park
- Wearing a sweater with the sleeves around their neck
- Bubbly and effervescant nature
The term "Granola" for this specific description originates from the nut and oat clusters called 'Granola Bars', which are a favorite of health fanatics and joggers around the U.S.
Generally characterized by:
- Jogging in a suburban park
- Wearing a sweater with the sleeves around their neck
- Bubbly and effervescant nature
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1) Poorly executed actions
2) a person who has done something wrong or failed.
3) any situation that you consider to be sub-par.
4) noun - a sub-par hockey player.
1) Poorly executed actions
2) a person who has done something wrong or failed.
3) any situation that you consider to be sub-par.
4) noun - a sub-par hockey player.
Can't believe I missed that headshot. Yeah, you're Grabovski.
I gotta go to a baby shower tomorrow so I can't go to the movies. Well that's Grabov
Grabovski! (as a substitute for fuck)
I gotta go to a baby shower tomorrow so I can't go to the movies. Well that's Grabov
Grabovski! (as a substitute for fuck)
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2. Be careful not to get any on your feather boa.
3. You can eat some while while climbing to the top of Krakatoa.
4. Do you remember from the 80's the Ayatollah Assahola?
2. Be careful not to get any on your feather boa.
3. You can eat some while while climbing to the top of Krakatoa.
4. Do you remember from the 80's the Ayatollah Assahola?
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