Gooning

When a porn addict takes his/her/their addiction to a whole new kind of form. For gooners, pornography is a kind of psychedelic experience.

See porn addiction in reference to hypnosis kink.

Person 1: What the hell is Jonathan doing?
Person 2: He isn't just watching porn anymore, told me was gooning.
Person 1: hell is that?
Person 2: Apparently gooning is the new way of psychedelic tripping *and* getting off. He has left this world in favor of hypnosis and porno titties.

by schizo_sissy May 21, 2024

gooting

rolling up a flag (usually an American flag) and shoving it where the sun don’t shine. (:

Friend 1: Hey! You wanna go gooting? Flags are half off.
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me where and when and i’ll be there!

by silliguy May 22, 2024

gooting

rolling up a flag (usually an American one) and shoving it where the sun don't shine

Friend 1: Hey! Wanna go gooting? Flags are half off!
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me when and where and i’ll be there!
Friend 1: Love you man!
Friend 2: Love you too bro!

by silliguy May 22, 2024

gooning

what im doing right now

im straight jorking my shit. and by shit? yeah. i mean my peanits. im gooning right now

by tim trinity May 22, 2024

gooning

Australian slang to be drunk on cheap cask wine

OH YEEEeeeah Brah Lets Get Some Goon AND go Gooning

by COWMAN334322 May 24, 2024

Gooning

The process of "Edging" (masturbating without climax), for hours or days, until a trance like, zombie like state is reached.

Dude I thought it couldn't get any crazier than edging, then I tried gooning. And bro, that shit had me like a zombie for a solid few hours

by Lickmyballs888 May 28, 2024

Gooning

What you do with Jared Bared in the back

Yo Jared! Let’s start gooning!

by Giga niga123 June 26, 2024