goomer

a mix between goo and coomer, used to describe someone who is cumming

Reyan: what happened last night with you and Alice

Mo: Last night i was gooming all over her i was her goomer

by ToastNutBuster27 September 11, 2023

Gummer

A certain amount of cocaine (stretching from teeth to jaw) in order to induce a peak high at the same time as your friends. Used by the CIA every 9/11 to astral project into the terrorist communities to prevent anyone from doing more world trade center collapses.

If we gave him a gummer we wouldn't have enough for the rest of us (in order to astral project)

by Hotpies September 22, 2023

Goomer

A gamer boomer. Someone who's hip with the gamer kids despite his age.

You know that teacher? He's so cool and chill, man, he's a goomer.

by danswords November 25, 2023

Gomer

Dude hand me the homer over there

When you ask for something but can’t remember its name you say hand me that gomer over there.

by Big Daddy Roger B March 11, 2024

grommer

Grommer;
a word that sounds like it means something else… but in actuality it means styling or dressing someone/something.

“I’m gonna grom some dogs”

“I love being a dog grommer”
“I have 10+ years experience in being a grommer”

by eoduun March 29, 2024

gymmern

Gymmern is a slang word for a regular gym.

Jonas: yo, you going to gymmern later?
Knut: yeah for sure, not hitting legs though.
Jonas: when you hitting legs?
Knut: in about three thanksgivings.
Jonas: bruv.

by Grønni2Grovish April 2, 2024

Gomer

Another word for someone who acts gay. Generally the person is not gay but they act in a certain way that makes it appear they are attracted to the same sex.

Look at the way that dude is talking, he looks like such a gomer.

by NobNoggen April 6, 2024