dass funk

the funk from a males dick and ass area when he has not taken a shower for a few days.

After not taking a shower for a week and banging that random chick from the bar last night I had major dass funk this morning when I woke up for work.

by Steven Hammerhead August 28, 2009

Dry Funk

The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.

Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!

by T Macalicious April 29, 2014

Funk Faker

1. Someone trying to be something they're not.

2. Faking the funk

I just bought half carat diamond studs!

You're white, stop being a funk faker.

by SJS. February 28, 2011

post funk

Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.

Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!

Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!

(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)

by twood August 20, 2007

Funk rubber

A person who insists upon rubbing their funk on everything as a means of feeling powerful and/or important.

My boss is such a funk rubber - always getting involved but contributing nothing.

by Suffering in silence February 6, 2014

Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003

jammy funk

the sheer delight of having you between my thighs. feeling your weight. sensing your excitement (it equals mine). what is your naked gasp going to sound like?
i want to bite something.
with you im not ashamed of what makes me feel good.
🖤

"can you put the jammy funk on repeat?"

by Krkič September 19, 2019