when hell freezes over

signifies that something will never, ever happen.
1: so when will the Bengals win the Super Bowl?
2: when hell freezes over, that's when.
by KRHimself November 30, 2004
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A month in which all must try to refrain themselves from playing the popular game Fortnite.
"Hey are you gonna participate in Freeze From Fortnite February?"

"No thanks, I really dont want to lose my virginity
by DepressedMangoes December 30, 2018
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till hell freezes over

forever(use caution with hell)
We will probably have to wait till hell freezes over to explore another galaxy.
by Light Joker December 21, 2004
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when hell freezes over

Idiomatic expression used to describe an event or scenario that is so unlikely that it will likely never occur.
Q: Dude, I'm tired of the beach. Wanna go and ride that fake, plastic wave that they setup at Wal-Mart?
A: Yeah!
Q: Right on! Let's roll!
A: Hold on, I'd rather do that when hell freezes over. You stupid nincompoop.
by broceanographer July 20, 2006
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Gold Coast Deep Freeze

When you get back from the pubs and notice a handbag on the floor, urinate in it and place it in the freezer.
That girl last night copped the old Gold Coast Deep Freeze
by grinding4eva January 09, 2011
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An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.
Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?

She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.
by Felix Torino November 03, 2019
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