Flocked beard

Excessive amount of cum/semen that lands on a man's beard that closely resembles a snow covered Christmas tree.

Sam: "Keagan! Did you go down on Jake?! You have a flocked beard!"
Keagan: "It tasted exactly like strawberry milk!"

by Didgit$ June 29, 2016

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Shit Flocking

The observed migratory patterns of high rise office building workers that travel from floor to floor with a purpose of defecating in a bathroom that is not on their floor of origin.

I can't take a dump because two gentlemen from the 21st floor are shit flocking on the 4th floor.

by Baroliche December 15, 2008

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Dincan Flicka

Michael Scott from the television show "The Office" uses this phrase to relate to Darryl from the warehouse during a racial dispute. Darryl describes it as," you know, things us negroes say."

Darryl - "we just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen."
Michael - "thats ironic."
Darryl - "what?"
Michael - "that you are afraid."
Darryl - "why? cause i'm from da hood?"
Michael - "...dincan flicka."
Darryl - "*sigh*... dincan flicka."

by Goober Jennings February 6, 2010

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nurse flick

When you have an erection in a hospital and the nurse flicks the penis to instantly turn it flaccid

Oh man, I was so embarrassed at the doctors the other day. I had a hard on in front of the doctor. They gave me the nurse flick and didn't mention it again.

by Clayton1422 February 29, 2016

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