flatsmacked

When a flat earth conspiracy or conspiracy theorists get shut down with truth and evidence so hard the are embarrassed to even go outside.

Dude Chris got flatsmacked so hard he deleted his TikTok!

by ADHD_Projects July 6, 2023

flatter patty

A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.

My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

flatscan

A cisgender person, especially one who is transphobic or otherwise holds outdated views of gender and language. Often used as a synonym for "normie."

My flatscan coworker thinks it's appropriate to ask me extremely invasive questions about my medical history and sexuality just because I'm trans.

by bluehairedpronounuser July 20, 2022

flants

a term used to describe popular locations to party and/or hang out.

"Lets find some flants tonight man, i wanna party."

by Joyce Myfaltzens February 19, 2009

Flatty patty patricia

Flat ass

Flatty patty Patricia She thinks she's thicky Nikki Noah but clearly she's not she said she was thick but she's not

by NOSTOP September 30, 2020

Flatty patty patricia

She has no ass

Flatty patty Patricia claims she's got ass but clearly she doesn't

by NOSTOP September 30, 2020

Flustard/Flattard

(noun): when someone is acting like a complete idiot when they are flustered or flattered unexpectedly

Flustered+Retarded=Flustard

variation:

Flattered+Retarded=Flattard

Bob had no idea what to say when that girl complimented him, hes a complete flus-tard

Girl: I think your cute
Bob:...
Girl:whats wrong?
Bob: sorry im flustard/Flattard

by joey053 October 25, 2012