Misty Flower

When a guy wraps his package up in saran wrap, cums in it and slaps it onto someone's face.

You keep talkin' shit and I'm gonna give you a misty flower!

by Brandon February 4, 2004

Flowery Seat

When talcum powder is inserted into the anus and then expelled into sexual partners face, willingly

Oh go on, give me a flowery seat

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

Flowermound Highschool

Flower Mound High School is a good example of an idiot school with a bunch of rich kids. Imagine a school, but everyone has AirPods and wipes their butt with air pod toilet paper. Nobody knows anything, everyone just cheats off of the kids who they think know stuff but really don’t. Also language credits are required and they shouldn’t be, they are a waste of time.

Eat a lemon.
No, I go to flowermound highschool, I eat air pods

by daddydurag February 19, 2019

Storming Flower

Storming Flower is one of Ling Xiaoyu's moves from the Tekken. She simply rams right into her opponents with a left strike in the stomach and blast's em. It's a very powerful move. To do this move tap downback and square.

Note: On a clean hit it takes more damage off the opponent and she can also taunt afterwards on a counter hit.

by Unknown January 24, 2005

Turd Flower

Nickname for Karl Rove (that overweight Sith lord that advises W) coined by George Bush; it was leaked to the media which caused some embarrassment to Rove.

Turd Flower might be the most brilliant political strategist in US history, but he is also a pasty, overweight criminal.

by asdfw June 14, 2006

Flower Girl

A homewrecking little self-centered, immature and selfish brat; oblivious to the damage inflicted on others by her bizzarre desire to hook up with a messed-up and broke (but admittedly handsome and fit) older married guy.

ANGRY WIFE: How could you take up with that boobless little tramp!?!?! You look ridiculous, a man in his late forties hanging around with her! She's almost 20 years younger than you!! She practically could have been the damn FLOWER GIRL at our wedding, you no good fuckball!!!

GUILTY HUSBAND: Yeah, I know...

by NOT little red baby February 11, 2010

Flower Mound

A place full of people who are both uptight and paranoid.

Bob: This place is a total Flower Mound!
Jake: It's a retirement home, dude, what do you expect?

by A_Mysterious_Man October 11, 2012