Mr. Smith: So Mr. Jones, I heard your Girlfriend had enough of you
Mr. Jones: Shut up you, you know she died, Don't be facetious
Mr. Smith: For goodness sake, don't be so sensitive
Mr. Jones: Shut up you, you know she died, Don't be facetious
Mr. Smith: For goodness sake, don't be so sensitive
by Dabetts January 19, 2011
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Its generally said with a smug voice to make the person feel insignificant.
Its generally said with a smug voice to make the person feel insignificant.
John: I think global warm in is a hoax. Look how cold it is outside!
Sally: John quit being so facetious.
John: Shut the fuck up Sally and keep managing McDonalds.
Sally: John quit being so facetious.
John: Shut the fuck up Sally and keep managing McDonalds.
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When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.
Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.
Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.
Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. The value of a long penis diminishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.
Exit for a baby, bitch.
When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.
Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.
Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.
Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. The value of a long penis diminishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.
Exit for a baby, bitch.
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The world is currently faciturn; especially the Eastern hemisphere, but even more especially the Western hemisphere.
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I split my face taint on my friends fist.
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I split my face taint on my friends fist.
When one smells a fine cigar you swipe the cigar across your face taint...
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