D1 failure 

someone who's a day 1 failure n can't seem to do anything right in their lives n always messes up somehow n self sabatoges n hates everything abt themselves.(me)

"that bitch over there is a D1 failure

D1 failure by dmvv.207 May 18, 2024

Girl-Failure 

Girl-failure (noun): A term used to describe a girl or woman who seems to perpetually stumble through life, making a series of awkward, embarrassing, and often life-changing mistakes.
She's the one who spills coffee on herself right before an important meeting, trips over her own feet, and somehow manages to lock herself out of her apartment at least once a month.

The antethesis of a Girl Boss, an absolute loser.

Kath: How would you describe me?
Suga: You Dont quite fit Femcel, but you're enough of a loser to be a Girl-Failure.

Girl-Failure by SSugaaaaa July 8, 2024

Girl failure 

A male celebrity crush whom you wish was a girl since men suck

Girl 1: My girl failure posted on insta 😍
Girl 2: Bro, that's just Cillian Murphy

Girl failure by Rawrmar August 8, 2024

Educated failure 

A person that is extremely well educated, maybe a lawyer even, but are very f*ing unimpressive and almost comically incompetent when it comes to running for president of a country and having to explain their policies to voters

What do Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg and Elizabeth Warren 🤔 have in common? They're educated failures irl.

Educated failure by Uncle Dimma October 14, 2024

Educated failure 

A very educated person, at the best universities, but one who becomes boring and/or unimpressive when running for political office

Have you seen an educated failure? What about mayor Pete?

Educated failure by Uncle Dimma October 15, 2024

Educated failure 

People who have gone to an elite prep school or a ivy league university but are boring and unimpressive in their post educational social/professional lives.

Mayor Pete is an educated failure!

Educated failure by Uncle Dimma October 16, 2024

Educated failure 

A very well educated person but one who is boring and unimpressive irl in terms of their career 🤔

A lot of politicians seem to be educated failures.

Educated failure by Uncle Dimma November 2, 2024