F.I.L.F.

"father I'd like to f*ck";
Term of endearmemt used by gay men and straight women towards older adult males they find sexually attractive;
A category used in the gay porn industry.

"Damn, Eric Estrada is one hot brown F.I.L.F.!"

by rtis130 July 7, 2007

f(x_x)f

A zombie face emoticon. The f's represent hands.

Person 1: Dude are you awake?

Person 2: f(x_x)f

Person 1: What the fuck?

Person 2: I'm a zombie

by Malignant Mind October 23, 2008

sjkjxxddj dfdjdn dn djccfvc vg vg gv f fcgfg c

When you smash your fists onto your keyboard and breaking your keyboard.

"sjkjxxddj dfdjdn dn djccfvc vg vg gv f fcgfg c" Alex said as he was dying a horrible death.

by Not Zeus December 11, 2020

F friends

Another way to say fuck buddies

I didnt want to be too obvious so I called us f friends

by My_handle December 23, 2018

F.A.M.F

Term used to describe a Fat Ass Mother Fucker. Can be used to describe any person seen as "obease", usually with multiple chins or a stomach that hangs past the belt. "Fat"

Quentin- "Hey Felipe, look at that F.A.M.F over there, it looks like its upset that it doesn't have its doughnuts yet."

Felipe- "Damn, that F.A.M.F looks pretty upset about the whole doughnut situation."

Quentin- "Last week I heard of a situation just like this where another F.A.M.F was sighted stealing food from hobos."

Felipe- "They know no limits, Quentin......"

by Ms. Dixie Normus May 26, 2008

F.L.A.F.

Funny Lookin' And Fat

Don't be mad at me 'cause your bitch be lookin' F.L.A.F.

by The man of the 3rd floor September 12, 2005

D.F.K.D.F.C.

Wrote on medical notes and stands for, Dont fucking know dont fucking care

"Nurse please Doctor Smith that i have seen his patient and im afraid its D.F.K.D.F.C."

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005