F.A.M.F 

Term used to describe a Fat Ass Mother Fucker. Can be used to describe any person seen as "obease", usually with multiple chins or a stomach that hangs past the belt. "Fat"

Quentin- "Hey Felipe, look at that F.A.M.F over there, it looks like its upset that it doesn't have its doughnuts yet."

Felipe- "Damn, that F.A.M.F looks pretty upset about the whole doughnut situation."

Quentin- "Last week I heard of a situation just like this where another F.A.M.F was sighted stealing food from hobos."

Felipe- "They know no limits, Quentin......"

F.A.M.F by Ms. Dixie Normus May 26, 2008

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T 

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA

Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".

Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o by Redlline November 28, 2016

L.A.M.F

True. Johnny Thunders Rocks and L.A.M.F. is one of his great records. However, L.A.M.F. is not punk graffiti but gang graffiti. In New York City (johnny's home) the gang members would stray into other gangs territories where they would tag D.T.K. meaning "Down to Kill", a challenge to the gang who's turf it was. L.A.M.F. or "Like a Mutherfucker" would be added to accentuate or validate the existing tag.

Walter Lure D.T.K. L.A.M.F.

L.A.M.F by Barnyard Billy August 29, 2006

B A M F

A Bad Ass Mother Fucker

I want to buy a car that is a B A M F

B A M F by Bamf424 April 19, 2007

A.M.F.M 

Another Man's Fecal Matter

Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.

I went in to the office bathroom and the guy before had left duty-streaks in the bowl. All I did was urinate, but as I left a cutie was heading to use the restroom and I knew she was going to blame me for A.M.F.M.

A.M.F.M by Crunchyness May 28, 2007

B.A.M.F. 

Bad Ass Mother Fucker

person 1: i stole some shit today!
person 2: wow, you're a B.A.M.F. aren't you...SIKE

B.A.M.F. by supah G December 19, 2006