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Evan's usually are nice guys, evan's usually are popular and there nick name can be there name spelled backwards, (nave) they are sensitive so be nice, they like to joke around so dont take things seriously all the time, but when they are serious they can snap at you but just for a moment, they are willing to trust you but not with feeling about people only the feelings about people that they dont like, if they like them they keep it a secret, but if they tell it to who they trust and they spill the beans he wont rrust you anymorw and he will do anything to say its a joke or something else or it could really just be that, evans are great guys dont misslead them.
Guy1: did you hear that guys new nick name its so cool

Guy2: ya the nick name nave i wish i had a nick name like that or just that nick name in general

Guy3: I bet his name is evan
Evan by HaJustDoodle June 18, 2017
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To describe something that is fat or phat, something that is ugly, or something that doesn't know how to do something; an insult
Woah, Look at that Evan.

You are such an Evan.
A hot, strong, sexy man who is capable of anything when it comes to sex. He gets all the chicks he chooses.
Person 1: woah you see that guy over there? He looks like he’s good in bed.

Person 2: well of course that’s EVAN.

Person 1: oh
A short kid that skateboards but isn’t very good. also is thic
Did u see that kid skateboarding? he’s such an evan
Evan by dumbblonde666 December 10, 2017
Type of guy to block you on Instagram. Also the type of guy that says lol when his face is straight and to leave you on seen when you ask him a question.
Luca is being such an Evan
Evan by seriouslykyle? January 28, 2018
To be a straight up motherfuckin thug, a very sexy or attractive man. A very muscular person who is very smart person who outwits many people. A manipulative genius who's life goal is to be wealthy. A person whom is very good in bed.
Oh i wish i could sleep with that man i heard hes very evanly.
Evan by Silver Krueger May 14, 2018
A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"
Evan by Normynormybaby May 16, 2018