egg cult

our god is an egg, our toilet is an egg, our bed is an egg, our phone is an egg, EVERYTHING IS AN EGG. JOIN THE EGG CULT AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO AN EGG

my phone is an egg because i'm apart of the egg cult where everything is an egg.

by oat lover ally April 28, 2021

Egg Fella

A cool little egg with sunglasses. A mascot of a microwave egg cooker brand advertized on informercials and later popularized by the YouTube channel "Cold Ones", who have made and sold merch of the character. Quite the funny lil fella indeed.

"Have you seen this lil egg fella?" Max told Chad for the 40th time that day.

by iloveninja April 12, 2022

Egg Flickers

A awesome band that throws eggs at their fans but throws frozen eggs at the haters.

Why you hatin on them Egg Flickers man!? They dope as fuck!

by Stale Bagel March 7, 2016

snowbird eggs

Golf balls abandoned by senior citizens who are winter visitors to the community, often left behind after their golf class at the local community college class because they're just too lazy to pick them up.

I think Troy just found some snowbird eggs in that oleander bush over there.

by Two Bum, Inc. January 4, 2008

post-egg

A delicious plate of chicken.

All my niggaz like hot sauce on their post-eggs. Ya feel me?

by saittoh March 6, 2008

hair in the egg

Searching for even the smallest reasons not to do something, despite strong evidence supporting that you should.

Don't look for the hair in the egg, you just gave me a whole list of reasons you want to this!

by sci-isms May 9, 2019

Lay an egg

Another word for taking a shit

Aye bro I’m gonna go lay an egg

by FamousJew August 21, 2020