putty eater

a non foul way of saying pussy eater,this was used by harry enfield in the famous badfellas sketch.

biggles: hows your wife paul ?
paul:what you saying bout my wife,you fun my wife?
biggles: yeah she sucked my duck and i ate her putty

paul:your a muddy funster and a putty eater fuckwit biggles

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

Ass eater

A member of the table 300 club, who all love to munch on the ass, fresh from the shower..

Muk, egg, Rae and crew are all ass eaters and devour ass like it’s a Krispy Kreme Doughnut

by Dirty-Link June 21, 2019

curry eater

offensive term/slang that goes against South Asians: Indians, Pakistani, Nepail, etc

“look at that curry eater lmaooooo”

by zioziko December 25, 2021

Cheese Sandwich Eater

What is usually suggested by care workers, for an evening meal, for people with learning difficulties.

"You left the front door unlocked all night? Are you a cheese sandwich eater?"

by Sword'69 February 26, 2009

Knock before you enter

The act of tapping the head of one's penis just above their partner's vagina when about to commence doggystyle intercourse. It is done as a sign of respect similar to knocking on a door before entering a room.

Dani: Do you have to knock before you enter?
Mike: Of course! Do you think I'm a man without manners?

by analbeads=juniormints February 18, 2019

NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER

“NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Sock Eater

A mythical creature that lives only to eat socks, and leaves a trail of odd pairs in its wake.

Sightings of this elusive creature are rare and unsubstantiated. It's habitat is thought to be somewhere between the sock drawer and the washing machine. Other theories place the sock eater closer to the tumble drier, but this is thought unlikely, as socks can go missing even when left hanging to dry.

Student #1: "I just keep losing socks everytime I do a wash, I have no idea where they're going"

Student #2: "Sounds like you're being stalked by a sock eater"

by Russell86 January 18, 2008