<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

alphabet education

Beducation: Tutorial on snoozing.
Breaducation: What a baker's apprentice receives.
Breducation: "The Talk".
Coeducation: All about hanging out with members of the opposite gender
Dreaducation: Learning about haunted houses.
Dreducation: Teachings regarding early Black history in America.
Edgeucation: All about blade-sharpness, perimeters, and cliffs.
Feducation: Study regarding Big Brother.
Fleducation: Learning about making oneself scarce from an undesirable locale.
GEDucation: 12th-grade-equivilent learning-level.
Headucation: All about the brain.
Hedgeucation: Knowledge/experience regarding shrubbery.
Leaducation: Heavy-metals study.
Ledgeucation: Familiarity with outcroppings and shelves.
Leducation: Tutelage about leashes, halters, orchestral conducting, and tour-guiding.
Meducation: Teachings about vitamins and pharmaceuticals.

Additional examples of "alphabet education" are:
Pledgeucation: All about vows and contributions.
Pleducation: Learning about a suspect's admission or denial of a crime in court.
Reducation: Familiarity with the first color of the rainbow.
Saiducation: All about word-choices and public speaking.
Sheducation: The ins and outs of hide/hair/shell-discarding and storage-buildings.
Sledgeucation: Study of heavy hammers and non-wheeled cargo-carrying devices.
Sleducation: Knowledge of snowmobiles and other runners-fitted conveyances.
Speducation: Training for effective "hot-footing it", and learning about fast-moving creatures/objects.
Steaducation: All about substitutions/alternatives.
Treaducation: Familiarity with tire-patterns and knobby shoe-soles.
Weducation: What lovebirds should get before impulsively "tying the knot".
Zeducation: Learning about the last letter in the Canadian-English language.

by QuacksO March 22, 2022

Forced Re-education

Oh no! You have to do the thing I have to do! Oh no! For an indefinite about of time!? Awww... That sucks! But hey, look at it this way, at least the people doing it to YOU aren't retarded in comparison to YOU. Right? You're at the same level of intellect!

Hym "At least, your forced re-education is at the hands of people who are at your level, you know, intellectually... Because you're not all that intelligent? Hey, use your willingness to affirm values you don't actually believe in! Do that! Validate the axioms of the God you don't actually believe in! I mean... Not in the way YOU ALREADY ARE DOING THAT but like... The woke God... Validate that one now."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2023

Ohio Center for Law Related Education

Commonly shortened to the OCLRE. Used to pop off with the best mock trial competitions in Ohio, but now takes 3 weeks to return scores and another 2 to award best witnesses and attorneys. Hasn't been the same since they went virtual, and they just might be using COVID as an excuse to slack off.

Man, I sure hope the Ohio Center for Law Related Education gives us our scores this weekend.

First time?

First time.

by reese dimattia May 18, 2022

Education

Something we don't need but yet was created by a hypocrite back in 1837 and later on added 'exams' that made it even worse causing some kids who get low marks to commit suicide and their friends will all go emo or depressed and commit suicide too and be like "I'm going with you if you die!". The only thing we can thank education for is educating the person who first created games which is the cure for depression.

Student 1: "Guys, did you know George committed suicide for getting 41 for his English test?!"
Student 2: "F*ck education man, he was my best friend!"

by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021

coffee educator

A teacher in their 50's who spends on average $1551.25 a year on starbucks coffee, you never see them without coffee in their hands. They are hyperactive and gets distracted a lot talking about their own life. They most likely have a keurig in their classroom that is brewing 24/7.

My teacher is definitely a "coffee educator" I love her.

by pugglegirly April 24, 2017

Educative Coded

Something that's super common, but lowkey toxic and a big red flag

Bro, constantly checking your ex's social media is so educative coded, you gotta let that toxicity go

by wheezeattheghosts February 24, 2024