dicking around

To waste time and procrastinate. Something that students do.
Aka: Fucking around

A: Shit isn't this due tommorow?
B:Yeah so?
A:We spent all day dicking around.
B:Shit we are gonna fail the midterm.

"Stop dicking ard!!!"

"Stop fucking dicking around"

by Sec Tse March 13, 2008

dunking the cosmic donut

A sexual position referenced in by Wendy the Android in the TV show Dark Matter. It is likely a move that relies on the contortion ability of a sex android, whereby the android would backbend into a complete circle while allowing the partner to insert themselves as they are standing or laying intercepted to the formed circle.

Hi Wendy, I would like to try dunking the cosmic donut when you aren't preparing meals on the ship.

by politicalmess December 14, 2015

diamond dicking

1. The art of erotically seducing women thru social networking websites.

2. Originating one night stands through posting ads on social networking websites demoralizing women, but they love it.

Person 1 -"Where's Ryan at tonight?"
Person 2 -"He's out diamond dicking a chick he met off craigslist."

by PHILLYSCOOPS February 28, 2009

durking

to go on a night out attempting to get with girls but end up creeping them out a little bit

'i fell into the trap of durking last night'

other abbreviations include 'such a durkin', or 'what a durk'

by achilles_heel February 27, 2013

Urb-Dicking

To add something about someone in the Urban Dictionary because you dont have the balls or the intelligence to communicate it to them personally.

Hey I'm pretty intellectually inadequate, insecure, and superficial. Let me go Urb-Dicking someone because I dont have the cohonays to say it to them personally. Even if I am the only one who understands my joke or meaning so what? It's hip and cyber to add to this right? Right?!?

by Messenger Of The One December 22, 2008

Uncle Dicking

The act of taking a picture of one's posterior area without his/her knowledge or consent.

"Did you just Uncle Dick me?"
"Check out my pics, man. Been Uncle Dicking these chicks all day!"

by urnin December 3, 2013

Dog Dicking

When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.

I can't get around this dog dicking driver.

by stewie__08 June 1, 2020