Donkey Punchers

The coolest geocaching group in Merced, CA. Known for being unable to find the easiest of caches, and often resort to calling other people for clues.

Person 1-"Dude i dont know where this cache is, someone must have stolen it."

Person 2-"Man, if we keep this shit up were gunna end up like the Donkey Punchers."

by Night Owl920 September 25, 2010

hung like a donkey

A man who has large genitals

Jeez, he's hung like a donkey!

by chump April 23, 2003

Donkey Dick Guarantee

A guarantee so outrageous that it makes you think of a Donkey Dick.

That's a "Donkey Dick Guarantee" from you to me!

by FistFire July 12, 2007

Donkeysmell

A phone greeting that was created by the character Cheech in the Cheech & Chong movie series.

Phone ringing...........

Person answers the phone and says "Donkeysmell." Conversation begins.

by Stevedawg18 September 27, 2008

donkey

a person who is being or acting like an idiot/ass

Man that kid is such a donkey.

by Matty 8 January 1, 2008

wage donkey

An individual who is stuck merely being a cog in the wheel, content with their own mediocrity, unable to progress up the ladder and usually unaware of their social standing.

Hey John, I hear you are still doin the graphic design thing? Yea, I never thought i'd be a wage donkey but this job has proven otherwise.

by pet sounds December 10, 2008

Wet Donkey

when your on the toilet and you do a shit that touches the water before you break it off. depending on the water level of you toilet it can be up to 30cm long. also known as cliffhanger

"I just pumped out a wet donkey"

by Bevo the jumpman December 31, 2009