Dink-Toy

A car that is shitty, and if it were a toy car, would be one that only reatarted children would be allowed to play with. Hence, Dink-Toy.

That car is a Dink-Toy

by sillynillybilly May 5, 2010

tiddle dinks

Tribe of hairy midgets carrying barbaric weapons and large musical dongs made from china. They originated in eastsouthern afrikankas in the 12th eon under the rule of high priestess john francis lardongonese III. They were previously extincted but now are in great numbers found throughout the nude beaches of Spain.

I saw a tiddle dinks at the mall

by pussy pickle and crackerface December 9, 2009

dink out

In golf when a tee shot by men using a driver(the biggest club) fails to be propelled past the lady's tee marker. The culprit of such a tee shot must continue to play the rest of the hole with his dink out.

Ha ha, you flubbed that shot so bad it's a dink out!

by schmorlygigs April 28, 2010

Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019

Hinkle Dink

comes from the Witherspoon dictionary of thoughtfulness.
n. an unbirthday gift.
n. a gift just because

I just got her a great hinkle dink. It is just so...her.

by celtic maiden September 14, 2010

Dink the Door

To Dink the Door is to play with a female's vagina using your big toe.

My girl is weird. She loves it when I dink the door.

by Mr. Blunt February 12, 2010

DINK

to hit a large blunt while enjoying it completely. usually used in repetative form. commonly used by main line african americans.

" YO ZO ZO, i'm tryna DINK DINKKKKK!!"

by ayybrayybrayy October 8, 2009