Dingle Cobbler

The fresh wet, moist turd that unknowingly becomes blended with your ass and pubic hairs into a cobbler like consistency...

Martha had an oopsy poopsy and sat down requiring multiple wet wipes...

Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?

by cobbler4u July 19, 2013

dingleheist

The theft of dingleberries, to steal ones butt nuggets.

Dude, I took a dump earlier and wasn't sure the tp we had would work. Boy was I wrong, it was a complete dingleheist. It robbed my ass of its nuggets.

by jackjester666 October 15, 2013

dingle wacket

When you shart in the car but you are in the middle of driving and everyone is asleep.

shelly got really uncomfortable when she dingle wacketed in the car while driving home with her friends.

by dr alley September 21, 2015

dingleberry purple

Dingleberry purple is the most delightful color known to man. Just looking at this color gives one a sense of peace. It was originally created for a ms. Humphreys wedding and quickly became color of the year.

Oh my god did you see that dingleberry purple wedding dress? That shit was hotter than Jessica Simpson!

by Asshat0709 January 20, 2018

Dingleberry

A foreign object; turd, or burrs stuck in the hair behind an mammals butthole

I wish my cat wasn’t didn’t have a dingleberry.

by Sunny83 May 9, 2018

dingle boob

a dingle boob is a person who doesn’t listen to to what someone says. they always like to snatch your bitches and suck there dicks.

dahlia: that bitch just stole my mans

me: that’s a dingle boob for ya

by lord michael jr.. May 16, 2018

Dingle ditz

A co-worker that is super nice but is so dumb.

Aliescha: If Barraco Barner is our president. Why is he getting involved with Russia? Scary!
Brad: Wow, she's a dingle ditz.

by Jelly117 February 8, 2019