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Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hong 

Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them
Oh gawd please stop Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing honging me

Ching Chong on my ding dong 

The exclusive phrase for Chinese people who can speak english to ask people on Omegle "do you wanna suck my Asian dick"
Chinese guy: Hello you want to Ching Chong on my ding dong
Random person on Omegle: what the fuck did you just say

el macho grande ding-dong

1.) a Mexican male whore with huge, huge, huge, penis
2.) someone with a huge, huge, huge, penis
wow that guys got an el macho grande ding-dong
or
holy shit look at el macho grande ding-dong

bing bong ching chong ding dong 

It's what hoomuns call Asians and its a dick
#1. American" bing bong ching chong ding dong."
Asian: "Fuck off"
#2.

Shyamalan-ma-ding-dong 

noun; A extrordinarily gay plot twist in a movie or book that ruins the book and is way to ridiculous to be relevent. From director M. Night Shyamalan who is known for his insane ideas about how stories are supposed to work.
John: How did the movie end?

Jane: Terribly, it turned out the guy's father was a tree or something.

John: Wow, now that's a shyamalan-ma-ding-dong!
Shyamalan-ma-ding-dong by metsfan February 24, 2009

donkular ding dong 

A man's penis, when flaccid, that is more than twice the size of most men's erect ones.
I've never had gay tendencies, but this guy next to me at the urinal whipped out a donkular ding dong and I got dizzy.
donkular ding dong by peepee envy October 18, 2010