nuked diaper

Its when a baby gives such an aggresive bowal movement it leaves feces up the back and front to the base of the neck. And runs down the childs legs and leaves footprints as the child runs around screaming. After a few moments the diaper falls off and lands on the floor. When the parnts find out there is no fabric untouched and both parents have to run from the house to throw-up. Clean-up takes a hour with a carpet steamer and the smell will never leave the house or the nose.

Wife: Honey do you smell that?

Husband: Sweet Jes... I'm going to...pass out...(THUD)

Wife: OH Shit we got a nuked Diaper honey...honey???

Husband: (gasping)..I need air.

Wife: Pussy

by Ryan M. I. September 23, 2008

Dippers Edge

A sense of overwhelming power and agility that overcomes one who engages in the use of Smokeless Tobacco products. Once an individual has obtained that "Dippers Edge" he is exempt to being arrested or stopped in any way. Success is inevitable. Dippers Edge most closely represents the fountain of youth, it gives everlasting life and invulnerability.

Good thing i had that Dippers Edge or else i probably wouldn't have been able to kill Chuck Norris!

by Charles Lancaster May 22, 2006

Des Moines Diaper

The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.

Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!

by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009

Dirty Diaper

A peanut butter fold (a piece of bread smeared with peanut butter and then folded in half and then eaten). Named so because it somewhat resembles a dirty diaper.

I yelled at ma to make me a couple of dirty diapers for lunch.

by McCock, the Crime Dick June 22, 2008

Diaper Dan

The default nickname assigned to any person of the male gender who operates a septic pumper truck.

I hope Diaper Dan hurries up with his job, I really need to use the crapper.

by navindpaul January 10, 2010

milk the dumper

(1) the act of defecating so strenuously that you cause yourself to become sexually aroused.

(2) manual stimulation of the anal sphincter

That burrito caused me to milk the dumper.

by PumpkinRex October 19, 2010

diaper dick

1. what you call someone that is too young to understand something.
2. what you call someone younger than you.

I can't believe the shit music that these diaper dicks are listening to these days.

by -hef- September 18, 2009