DILF

DILF (Dick I'd like to fight)

"Bro that guy is a DILF"
"He's a dick fym"
"Exactly, he's a dick i'd like to fight."

by do_not_disturb March 12, 2024

milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)

He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal

by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024

Dilf

Dilf: Dads I’d Like to Fuck, a dilf is an attractive looking old(ish) man that has children and is someone you would like to fuck

Person 1: HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW THAT REALLY HOT ANIME CHARACTER KYOUSUKE HORIMIYA HE’S SUCH A DILF!
Person 2: IKR HE’S SO HOT! But he has kids, is married and is wayyyyy too old for us

by Im dead bro stop talking to me July 9, 2022

Dilf

Dilf: Dads I’d Like to Fuck, a dilf is an attractive looking old(ish) man that has children and is someone you would like to fuck

Person 1: HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW THAT REALLY HOT ANIME CHARACTER KYOUSUKE HORIMIYA HE’S SUCH A DILF!
Person 2: IKR HE’S SO HOT! But he has kids, is married and is wayyyyy too old for us

by Im dead bro stop talking to me July 9, 2022

dilf

Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Damn did you see that DILF!

by SomethingDoes July 9, 2022

DILF

Toji Fushiguro

"Hey that guy's a total dilf."-Brad
"Oh you mean Toji Fusiguro"- Everyone who's ever existed

by camera<33 August 3, 2022

dilf

enzo from stranger things
kfc man
theodoros digkas heheheeee

he is a dilf so he must have a nice pp

by mmmmiiiaaaammmm June 9, 2022